the great white waste of time

I have it. I know the secret of North American society.

Ok.

It's imposition. All relationships are founded on deliberate imposition, the usurpation of private space, the subjugation of choice and opinion and the subsequent enforced transformation of such...

Whoah. I can tell you just got off an exam.

But, wait.

Ok.

How come no one's imposing on me?

Right.

Seriously.

Yes, well.

I'm beginning to think you suck.

It's just that you're scary-looking. You look like a snob.

Oh.
I'm just shy.

No, you're a snob. And you smoke. It's not a good combination.

Shut up, you're drunk.

Ok.